The only explanation is that they’re actively trying to lose. The Mark Brunell of 2004 is back, and he sucks (and why the heck did they hire an expensive-ass offensive coordinator if they weren’t going to actually throw the ball? Santana Moss would be more productive knitting than he was in the game – they never threw him the ball). Blitz Drew Bledsoe, a middling quarterback at the tail end of his career – clearly that’s crazy talk.
Ye Gods, here we go again into Planet Suck.
Please start Jason Campbell or anyone not named Mark Brunell next week. Thanks.
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