Herman Cain Promises No Muslims In His Cabinet

Herman Cain is here to prove that conservative bigotry knows no race. These people are amazing. Amazing. You should know that Cain is a declared candidate for the presidency within the Republican party. Touted by more than a few conservatives as a legitimate candidate.

Granted, we don’t have to actually worry about this, because Herman Cain has no shot at being elected assistant dog catcher, let alone president.