Conference Championship Weekend Picks

Caveat: With the exception of a Steelers win, every other outcome makes me sick. And even if the Steelers wins, certain bloggers will be insufferable. Also: who knew Tom Brady and Jason Campbell would both have the same workload at this time of the season?

Ravens over Steelers

The crime ridden city with the inferiority complex is likely to be delighted by this outcome. Ballmer lives to roast their crabs another day.

Eagles over Cardinals

Nobody really wins here. Either a sorry football city gets their team in (I’ve been to two games in AZ and felt like the ‘Skins were the home team) or Philly wins. Philly.

Ick. NFLFAIL.

But still by far the best game in town, right Eagles cheerleader?

eagles cheerleaders

Right.