Oliver Willis

Worst Vice President Ever

Dick Cheney says things in Iraq aren’t terrible.

Q But there is a terrible situation.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: No, there is not. There is not. There’s problems, ongoing problems, but we have, in fact, accomplished our objectives of getting rid of the old regime, and there is a new regime in place that’s been there for less than a year, far too soon for you guys to write them off. They have got a democratically written constitution, first ever in that part of the world. They’ve had three national elections. So there’s been a lot of success.

Can we just air drop his sorry butt into Baghdad?